Funny Church Signs

I like it when well meaning people say silly things while trying to mean well.

Nothing says holiness and peace quite like this does.

Cuz man have you seen the cost of gas these days.

This one is funny because I found it on a Calvinist website.

I am sure the Almighty appreciates being compared to a soft drink. By the way does God go well with bourbon?

Ever hugged a cactus?

I think this one speaks for itself

When are the martians gonna beam you guys up? This is the THIRD one of these I have seen.

eeeeyeah...

I am not joining this Church

I can't decide what is more insulting...

A) God's love is best expressed with fridge magnets

B) God just might be too poor to buy a fridge.

Merry Christmas